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Anonymous asked: Orteil you clever fellow. I just noticed the grandma's ages and had the sugar lumps to level them up. So I focused on a Mavis who was 98. Then I bought the upgrade which says they become a year older, and sure enough! They became 99. I really must applaud you for that! I mean, I never would have considered it but you did! Was it just for flavor? Because if so, it sure is sweet.

orteil42:

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the grandmas get assigned a random age between 70 and 99, plus 1 for every level put into grandmas, and plus 1 for every year Cookie Clicker has existed ! basically in a couple hundred years they’re all gonna be old as hell

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